Dawn

chris stanchak

diana

Siphiwe

Dayana

Michelle Inez

Alex V

Aiden Matt

Kamal

prenkuchan

Wayne Marsh

PARSA

Brettney Perr

Aryan Gandhi

Keith

Stephen Mix

Aastha Jain

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Mo Golshan

 I think someone needs a little sunscreen, he's starting to look a little orange.

 Vegan keto brownies. I think the solution is just eat a vegetable. At least they're

 not paleo brownies. Although I do have a recipe for paleo brownies I love. I never

 once saw a caveman picking a brownie out of the woods.

 At first glance, this looks like an amazing toilet.

 But in a state that's complaining about microplastics in the bay,

 I wonder why we really need to shrink wrap our toilets.

 Maybe we could just not pee on them or clean them up afterwards.

 I don't know, but this is something that I've always wondered about.

 This is not sustainability or concern for the environment.

 This is the inability to go down to the pantry

 where there are at least three or four tubes of toothpaste.

 I'm looking for a drafting stool. I was on the Steelcase site researching the

 ready to ship inventory and this particular one is beautiful but it's

 ready to ship in nine weeks. Nine weeks is not ready to ship. Nine weeks is

 somebody walking around the warehouse thinking about shipping it and not

 shipping it. This goes into the no pile.

 and saw these and did a double take. Wait,

 drugs at the drugstore? Would not surprise me. But then I look closer, they're only tests.

 I saw this. This is for your grill. You can have a giant pan 

 that is only for jalapeno poppers. I'm going to pass on this.

 Can you figure out what this is? It's a 

 big no in my mind. I'll give you a second.

 This is a camping device. Men have always been able to 

 pee behind a tree on any camping trip. Now, women can too.

 Scent killer? How bad do you have to smell to need scent killer?

 In my day we just called this deodorant. We still do.

 This is a suit so you can skip your shower for weeks at a time.

 You know you can't have a survival situation 

 without your avocado toast. You can use this. Or not.

 Last thing from the camping section today, an array of spatulas.

 We've got the proper spatula on the right, 

 but on the left we have the trainer spatula

 for bad chefs and people who just can't flip their own burger.

 No, you screamed like a little girl in the middle 

 of Tractor Supply. Holy chit. Ah, good one, assholes.

 There is absolutely no urinating here, but 

 want you to know Jesus loves you if you do.

 You know, I really wonder how well thought out 

 these designs are. Um, yeah. I'm, I'm, mm, nope.

 That's the whole ad campaign. Fantastic.

 It's a little late, but I want to say no, a big no to Halloween.

 Plastic costumes, processed candy, and essentially parents giving out poison to kids.

 It used to be a harvest festival. People would do 

 work, they'd put in the work, the things would grow.

 Oh my god, thank God. Look at all the abundance. What is it now? It's a

 put out as much made-in-China fake tickety-tackety

 bullchit stuff as possible, and then take it all down again the next day 

 after the kids collect pounds and pounds and pounds of processed candy. I hate it.

 One option that I found useful to do is 

 to do a Dia de los Muertos altar instead.

 So we do that every year at my house. Here's a picture.

 This definitely caught my attention, but do I want my 

 pulled pork sandwich to taste like pig's ass? I'm not sure.

 70% off the only candy nobody in the universe likes? That's still a no.

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 When you can get hacked playing chess, it's time to switch to Monopoly.

 It's a 350 pound, which, what is that, 450 in USD.

 It's an air filter. And the air filter is supposed 

 be about 7,000 times more effective than houseplants.

 it can take out anything. It can promote wellness.

 I would say it's a houseplant in a can, but it 

 with a free app to control your houseplant in a can.

 Can somebody do a science check here? I would like to know how sphagnum moss in

 a can is 3,000 times more effective at air purification than houseplants,

 which grow freely and multiply and are not in cans. So if somebody can help me

 understand that, explain it to me like I'm five, I'll appreciate that.

 So you can buy thousands of dollars worth of these

 and they can have conversations with the AeroGardens when you're not at home.

 That said I don't think there's a need for air purification 

 anymore. I think 2023 is our year for repairing the ozone layer.

 Snoop getting into the carbon capture credits market. Smart. Always been a good

 businessman. As far as the moss, that's silly. Although, I have to tell you, there's

 um, my favorite Spanish wine producer is called López de Arradilla. They are in

 Aro, Spain. They go back to like 1840 or so, and they have these enormous

 underground caverns, and when I went to 

 visit, um, when I went to visit, you get the

 whole tour, and they're like, here's our air conditioning. We open the door at

 night if it's hot, and we close it if it's cold, and they have this very

 specific moss that grows in the caverns, and it is a perfect humidity control, in

 the moss will drink it in, and then if the

 air is too dry, the moss will exude that back into the moisture. So those, like,

 kind of natural, natural atmospheric controls, I actually find very, very cool.

 But, of course, this thing that looks like someone using their spice grinder to roll

 joints does not look like it's better than plants for air purification.

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 Are you supposed to test this right in the store?

 And if so, I don't really trust it if other people have been testing it too.

 but I do know that this is a single makeup

 blending sponge in a jar for $20 on sale.

 You can get an entire bag full of these 

 various shapes or this exact shape at the

 drugstore for five to seven bucks. That I know.

 This is on Black Friday sale, but I'm going to have to say no.

 I don't need a counter-cluttery device to boil eggs. I boil them in a pot.

 Now hang on Don, you've gone too far. Egg cookers are actually very useful.

 They take all the difficulty out of boiling eggs 

 poaching them or soft boiling versus hard boiling.

 No one has to measure anything. No one has to manually boil 

 water like they live in the 18th century and turn knobs on and off.

 Nobody has to build a fire out of logs and 

 kindling. Nobody has to blow hot smoke over the eggs.

 Instead, you just insert eggs, you fill water to line, whether 

 you want soft boiled or hard boiled, you press button and you leave.

 And whenever you come back, your eggs are done perfectly.

 So I think you're way off base here. And yeah, you 

 need to get an egg cooker. I'll get you one for Christmas.

 If you can't cook an egg, you can't cook. That's like one of those top three

 restaurant truisms, like accommodate your guests and, well, then stuff we won't talk about.

 We have dedicated appliances to cook rice, cook eggs, and boil water.

 You should come check out our countertop. It's quite busy.

 I also have children. Speaking of children,

 I just walked out of a Chinese restaurant

 to pick up some Chinese food from the night before.

 This like eight-year-old kid is working the counter

 and he's amazing. I mean, he's like kind of this Asian version of Chunk

 from the Goonies, but he's answering the phone,

 he's taking credit card payments, he's asking all the questions, he's checking for allergies.

 because that was fucking incredible. It's a family business.

 it's like everyone's in there. This kid is like rocking the register. Incredible.

 So that's a yes post Yeah, egg cooker is not that bad. I

 Mean, I would tell people I water bathed it but egg cooker was fine

 We now that we have a bigger place like we do that all the time

 I'm gonna do the turkey in a turkey roaster tomorrow 

 tomorrow. I did the Brussels sprouts in a like electric griddle

 You know, obviously we have a hot water maker. We have 

 crock pots like it is it really is a brilliant way to cook

 Just messing with you, you know, happy Thanksgiving, sir

 I thought you were going to say that kid was boiling eggs without a cooker.

 No, it was really incredible and I don't know 

 why I like weirdly, oddly dunked on his appearance

 while I was in there. I was just like, it brought me back.

 It was crazy. He just had this like big 

 energy about him and he was so, I loved it.

 And when I see excellent people in service, it is a sight to behold.

 They move, they react, they know what they're doing, they play it cool.

 And this was that. This kid had that. What?

 This is not good. It looks like the water got in.

 It's soupy. Yeah, no. I'm going to give this a fail.

 Nope. Maybe this is a great marketing tactic and it got him the attention he

 wanted on his product, his business. But his product is something I would need to

 taste to appreciate. So on an online platform the next best thing you could

 provide is valuable information about that product that makes me want to taste

 it. But instead you're folding your hands in front of the screen and asking people

 to pity you because you own a small business.